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When you're ready to continue with the traditional wedding schedule, it will be time to begin throwing inanimate objects at your invited guests; Namely, bouquets and garter belts. Why not? They're getting ready to throw stuff at you too...such as rice or bird seed, etc. So let's invite all Bachelorettes up to the dance floor as the music wails and the lights flash.

There are SOOOOO many ways to get this done, but the going procedure seems to follow this way: The bouquet gets tossed, and whoever catches it must have the garter (snatched by some lucky bachelor thrown to him by the Groom after he ever so slowly removed it from the Bride's leg) replaced up her leg (again, slowly) to the trumpets of David Rose's "Strip Song". Yeah, some brides do rumble about this, so options such as the theme to "Mission Impossible" or "Ferris Beuller" are used as well. See below for a link to an entire bevy of ideas and alternatives.

Typical guidelines include:

If you're not married, you're expected to participate
If you don't see them up there, then go out and bodily bring them up
Kosher catches preferred...If it's dropped, it can either be re-tossed or awarded via choice
No one under the age of 18 please.

You might see one of the reasons why I like to save this portion as the climactic part of the affair. If you're any bit afraid of what Mom or Dad (or that Minister you invited) might think or say about all this semi-depraved hoo-ha, we can wait for them to get tired and go home...but, just remember that you won't be the only one celebrating a marriage this night: There will be millions of other couples all around the world doing the very same thing at the very same time as we all celebrate in unity one of the the main reasons why adult humans have always been allowed to cohabitate...You know!...To procreate!...To go forth and multiply...and the usual way to go about that involves a little playfulness. And so here, we honor that convention of merriment. Isn't that special?

Jeff's Philosophy